Old School - You have to be a certain age.

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Bobby F
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Old School - You have to be a certain age.

Post by Bobby F » Tue Nov 20, 2007 7:29 pm

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, 'surely i can't look that old. Well.. You'll love this one.

My name is Alice Smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
High School. "Yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"when did you graduate?" i asked.
he answered , "in 1965.
why do you ask?"
"you were in my class!", i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, balding, wrinkled, fat ass,gray-haired, decrepit fart asked,

"what did you teach?"

(i think i would have knocked him out!) :evil: :evil:
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Post by paul b » Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:29 pm

I remeber you Miss Fletcher.
Hang on for your Life.

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miss

Post by Real F2 racer » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:18 pm

O,paul
what a thing to say,i think miss fletcher will have to spank you now :!: :!: :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Re: miss

Post by Mikey » Thu Nov 22, 2007 10:40 pm

Real F2 racer wrote:O,paul
what a thing to say,i think miss fletcher will have to spank you now :!: :!: :wink: :lol: :lol:
Don't be telling him that! He normally has to pay someone to do it :P :P
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Post by katastrophe » Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:26 am

OUCH! :twisted:

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Post by limy_1 » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:52 am

katastrophe wrote:OUCH! :twisted:
Are you saying you like that to Kat? :wink:
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Post by Bobby F » Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:54 am

paul b wrote:I remeber you Miss Fletcher.
Oh That wasn't very nice. :twisted: was it PAULINE! 8)

I think i'll go for Rob's suggestion, although 'Pauline' will really ENJOY A GOOD SPANKING, won't you Pauline :?:
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