God will save me..

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Shelby R
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God will save me..

Post by Shelby R » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:36 pm

I heard this joke somewhere, thought I'd pass it on :D .
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One day, a boat was coasting along in the ocean when it came upon a young man who was drowning. The men on the ship asked the young man if he needed any help, but the man replied "No, don't worry, God will save me." So the boat cruised on. A little while later another boat came upon the young man. They too asked him if he needed any help, but he simply replied "No, God will save me." So the boat left him where they had found him. Finally, the man drowned to death. Up at the gates to heaven the man asked St. Peter if he could talk to God, so St. Peter took him to speak to God. The man then proceeded to asked God why he had not saved him. The Lord replied " Work with me man! I sent you two boats and you turned them away!"
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