when she died. If she was alive today and sharing her pearls of wisdom, I'd be a better man.
Those gems of wisdom I remember were all good, but the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, came when I was only 12. We were sitting in a park, watching children and their mothers enjoying a beautiful spring day. She told me that one day, I'd find a great woman and start my own family. "And son, remember this always," she said, "be sure you marry a woman with small hands." "How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
She answered in her soft voice... "makes your pecker look bigger." Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it ???