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Linda W
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Mrs. Parks

Post by Linda W » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:00 pm

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A 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You
should not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell
My parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get
fired!" She then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which Body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy,
is she gonna get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up looking around nervously, and said, "The body
part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of
the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy."

Then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, young lady, I Have
three things to say to you: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you
didn't read your homework. And Third, one day you are going to be very
disappointed!"
Linda

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