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Linda W
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Post by Linda W » Thu Apr 12, 2007 9:55 pm


A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human
beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered",
she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
rottweiler that lives next door got a running start
and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back,
went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...

And before he could say "F**k," the rottweiler ate him!"

SMILE, it makes the world wonder what you have been up to.

George Brockie
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Post by George Brockie » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:28 am

Ffff' Ffff' Fffffffffffff' F----g poor kitty
George Brockie aka Oatmeal Savage

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Post by limy_1 » Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:28 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Roger Preston
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." (Charles Schultz)

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